Marvin the Paranoid Android Metal Man

Taken from the Original BBC TV Series, the A side to this single is called Marvin and not worthy of being called crap
(See below for U Tube video).

But i haven't seen the B-Side listed anywhere and you can hear why here.
I find it to be quite Cringe worthy, it reminds me a little of the Rah Band Clouds across the moon. But not as good....

It's interesting to note that if you type the name Marvin into Google,
Marvin the Paranoid Android comes top,
and Million selling legendary Soul Singer genius Marvin Gaye comes second !!
Never mind At least he beats Marvin Windows and Doors into third though...




The Portsmouth Sinfonia Classical Muddly

And now for a medley of relaxing classical music.

I think you'll agree this is an orchestral masterpiece.

Bobby Conn Never get ahead

Special thanks to stevyncolgan for recommending this one.
I must find time to post more video stuff, love the dancing.




Red Sovine I'm Only 17

How great is this, i am now receiving mail from people suggesting tracks and sending stuff that they find awfully bad.
All suggestions are welcome and I'm always looking for that special song that is so bad it's brilliant. Thanks again to Culturehunter for this one. I posted a Red Sovine Earlier but this far out craps that one
Be warned it may make you cry.

The Merseybeats This is Merseybeat

More mercy!!! than Mersey, if you like any of these songs you may wish to avoid this one.
Thanks to TheCultureHunter for recommending this one. I cannot take all the blame myself.


Jim Davidson White Christmas (Slightly offencive)

I have in my collection some breathtakingly bad and offencive records.

But some of theme are genuinely offencive as well as bad. Made when political correctness was just an infant, it now seems unbelievable that they thought it possible to release as a record in the hope of having a hit.

I had a choice of posting 2 versions of white Christmas. One of them had British comedian Freddie Starr singing White Christmas with the voice of Adolph Hitler but instead i give you "White" comedian Jim Davidson singing "white" Christmas with the voice of a Jamaican Black man
Embarrassing isn't the word.

And i apologise for this one already

Joan Collins Fan Club Leader Of the Pack

Julian Clarey's most offensive moment .


Paul Shane You've lost that lovin feelin

Sadly i can't find the full length version of this glorious performance, there is only 30 seconds or so of it posted on You Tube (please mail me if you can help)

To me this is the greatest ever "live" TV performance of this song.
And i if i ever find the full version i promise to give it an honorary appearance at the very top of this blog.
Taken from The BBC TV Daytime show Pebble Mill at One, i give you Mr Paul Shane

P.S. what is it about this song that there are so many classic crap versions ?

Jonny Trunk & Wisbey Ladies' bras

An American friend who reads this blog said he had never heard this record.
I have avoided posting it till now as it’s quite well known in the UK, but i forget it's the world wide web.

Perhaps it's just the British sense of humour.
But for those who haven’t encountered it before it’s 37 seconds long and childish in the extreme
But funny all the same


The Bizet Boys Ride 'em Carmen

Jam Productions The Jam Song

Every Radio Jingle on every radio station in the world....Ever !


Gangsters Chris Farlowe & Dave Greenslade

Theme to the BBC TV Series Gangsters from 1978.

From what i remember it was actually quite a good TV show. But the screaming vocals and twiddly synthesier sounds that get worse at it goes along crack me up for some reason.

Very 1970`s