Jo Whiley The Greatest Bad Song (lyrics)

Not old, but funny all the same.
"i love you like a fat kid loves cake"

Uhuru Star Trek

Not the best of quality sound wise, but i think you will agree top class crap.

Do it yourself Video

It's not the singing or the music, it's the do it your self video that i enjoy the most here.
Who needs millions of pounds and special sets when you have your own front room and kitchen.
Stick with it or move to 2.20 and keep an eye out for the clever use of some kitchen scales and the excellent dance moves.

A cover of Coldplays Lost

Black Gorilla Gimmie Dat Banana

Ever wondered what sparked the punk revolution ? why did they all seem to hate the music of the day? what was wrong with the Top 40?
This Reached No 29(UK) in August of 1977 the same year the Sex Pistols Released God Save the Queen.


Norman Collier The Singing Chicken

Once you have heard the first 30 seconds of this song you have heard the rest.
But if you can stick with it a little longer the monotony of the same chorus over and over and over and over again seems to make it even more crap than it should be.

You get the impression that they don't know how to end the song, so the producer decides to fade it out instead....and they all go home in shame, with egg on their faces.


Freddy (Parrot Face) Davies Sentimental Songs

Mme St. Onge

A special thanks to Samlamb for recommending this excellent romantic tune.
Beautiful, i'm sure you will agree.

Billy Howard King of the Cops

This actually reached No 4 in the UK charts at Christmas 1975.
Cringe along a cops.
Remember the 70`s ?