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Black Gorilla Gimmie Dat Banana

Ever wondered what sparked the punk revolution ? why did they all seem to hate the music of the day? what was wrong with the Top 40?
This Reached No 29(UK) in August of 1977 the same year the Sex Pistols Released God Save the Queen.

Joy Sarney Naughty Naughty Naughty

OK own up, who's idea was this then ?

Cillit Bang, the Hardcore Mix

Terrible Music Vs Terrible Commercial.

The Singing Postman Come along a me

Sorry mate i have no idea what you are singing about, i can't understand you.

Norman Collier The Singing Chicken

Once you have heard the first 30 seconds of this song you have heard the rest.
But if you can stick with it a little longer the monotony of the same chorus over and over and over and over again seems to make it even more crap than it should be.

You get the impression that they don't know how to end the song, so the producer decides to fade it out instead....and they all go home in shame, with egg on their faces.

Freddy (Parrot Face) Davies Sentimental Songs

Mme St. Onge

A special thanks to Samlamb for recommending this excellent romantic tune.
Beautiful, i'm sure you will agree.

Billy Howard King of the Cops

This actually reached No 4 in the UK charts at Christmas 1975.
Cringe along a cops.
Remember the 70`s ?

Backroom Boys Ft Frank Ifield She taught me how to yodel

Disco & Yodeling
Always a good combination i find.
And yes you do read that correctly, there is an extended 12" Version
although I spared you that and stuck to the 7" mix.
Now imagine the scene, a nightclub full of young teenagers dancing away to the latest toons and the DJ drops this one in to his "Set".
Lynch mob anyone ?

Swedish pop bands of the 70`s

I know it's not right to steal from elsewhere but a special thanks to Stevyn Colgan for pointing me in the direction of these little gems.
If you know of any amusing crap you have seen on the net that is worth taking a look at, please let me know.
It would be nice to bring it all together under one roof.
especially this type of thing.
It cracks me up.
A selection od Swedish Pop Bands from the 1970`s

Swedish pop bands of the 70`s

Temple City Kazoo Orchestra Whole Lotta Love

Discobeatlemania DBM

If you are a fan of the Beatles you may wish to avoid listening to this one.

It actually goes on for about Six Minutes, but i've cut it down to three minutes worth.
It's enough to give you the idea, but stick with it because some parts are better (or worse) than others.

A Medley of their hits.....Disco style.

Crap is all around you

I have been away for a couple of days to the seaside.
I won't go into why here, but luckily i took my camera with me.

I expected it to be a little tacky, but i wasn't expecting it to be of this quality.
You probably need to be a connoisseur of crap to find these pictures amusing and I'll be honest, i was asked on more than one occasion "what are you taking a picture of that for?"

An act i would have loved to have seen